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My Husband Wanted to Split Everything 50/50 – Including Having Four Kids. Little Did He Know I’m a Seahorse Humanoid.
I didn’t refuse when my husband proposed an unusual arrangement for our marriage.
He wanted to split everything 50/50, from living expenses to having children.
He even insisted I give birth to quadruplets – two boys and two girls.
I agreed to his unreasonable demands for one simple reason:
I’m a seahorse humanoid. Not only can I get pregnant, but I can also make men pregnant.
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The day before we got our marriage license, my boyfriend Ryan suddenly handed me a
contract.
“Let’s split everything 50/50 after we get married,” he said. “We’ll each pay half for the house, car, and daily expenses. We’ll even alternate days for housework.”
“We’ll split all living costs, including raising kids. I won’t buy an engagement ring, and you don’t need to bring any dowry. We’ll just get the license, no ceremony.”
I took the paper and skimmed it. It detailed the 50/50 arrangement, from major purchases like a house down to toothpaste. Even for having children, it clearly stated we should have four – preferably two boys and two girls, each of us raising two. This way, it
would be fair for both of us.
I frowned slightly at the paper, but before I could speak, Ryan continued: “Samantha, this is for your own good. Your family is well–off, but I’m an orphan. I don’t want people to think I’m with you for your family’s money.”
“When couples keep finances clear, life goes more smoothly.”
Ryan looked sincere, as if this decision was unavoidable.
“I’m not disagreeing, but isn’t having four children at once a bit difficult?” I asked.
cont Dvan smiled. “I’ve already looked into it. With fertility
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drugs, multiple pregnancies are possible. If we don’t get four, we can try again. If we get
more than four, we can reduce the number.”
He talked about terminating pregnancies as casually as buying groceries.
I was still concerned. “But carrying so many babies is really hard on the body. This 50/50
split doesn’t seem fair at all.”
“Samantha, that’s not right. Don’t all women have children? Even without me, you’d be having kids for someone else,” Ryan argued.
“I’m already being generous by proposing to split things. Many men expect the woman to have all the children and pay all the expenses, even for raising kids.”
His face was flushed, as if I was getting some great deal.
I made a troubled face. Seeing that being forceful wasn’t working, Ryan switched to an emotional appeal.
He took my hand tenderly. “Samantha, don’t worry, I absolutely won’t let you suffer. Once you’re pregnant, I’ll take great care of you.”
“You know how much I love you. If I could carry the babies myself, I definitely wouldn’t let you go through this.”
Hearing this, I suddenly looked up. “What if you could get pregnant? Would you be willing to carry half the babies?”
Ryan was stunned for a few seconds, then laughed.
“If I could get pregnant, of course you’d carry two and I’d carry two.”
I nodded. “Okay, then add that to the contract. For however many children I carry, you have to carry the same number.”
Ryan thought I was just being childish, but he actually added it to the end of the contract.
We signed two copies.
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After signing, I suddenly became cheerful.
“Ryan, we agreed, okay? When the time comes, we’ll each carry our own babies. No one can terminate the pregnancies.“”
Ryan clapped and laughed loudly.
“Samantha, you’re so cute. I’m a man, how could men possibly get pregnant?”
How could they not? We male seahorse humanoids get pregnant.
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As times have changed, we’ve evolved. Now we can not only make men pregnant, but also get pregnant ourselves.
So I thought Ryan was a genius for coming up with the idea to each carry half the babies.
My parents originally didn’t like me marrying a human, thinking we wouldn’t have enough
children with a human.
But this was great – now we could have even more kids.
